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The_Deadman

I will create in my own image. If God can, then why can't I? Think not of the consequences. I have to know the meaning of life.
Oct 09 2014 04:58 PM
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The_Deadman

I would like to apologize to all my fans for fighting Nikki Minaj in the V.I.P. section of Madison Square Garden. In my defense, I thought she was a robot sent from the future to kill me.
Sep 23 2014 09:40 PM
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    Foolist
    Deadman makes the best of shitposts, omg, they are like, interesting af
    Sep 23 2014 10:00 PM
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    The_Deadman
    ^Why is it that when I DON'T try, people find my shit interesting?
    Sep 24 2014 05:33 PM
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    Foolist
    Why is it that when I don't try to get into trouble on here it happens anyways?
    Sep 25 2014 01:57 AM
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The_Deadman

So glad Google finally caught DNF red handed.
Sep 16 2014 10:12 AM
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The_Deadman

Whosoever asks is ignorant for but a minute. Whosoever never asks is ignorant forever.
Sep 08 2014 07:04 PM
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    The_Deadman
    And I used a 6 beat tempo with 14 syllables a sentence to make it roll off the tongue too... v_v
    Sep 08 2014 07:10 PM
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    The ErosionSeeker
    When you squeeze an orange, orange juice comes out -- because that's what's inside. Lucky Numbers 21, 44, 28, 33, 14, 8
    Sep 08 2014 07:30 PM
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    The_Deadman
    ^Hah.
    Sep 09 2014 05:43 AM
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The_Deadman

Describe your sex life with a band name.
Aug 25 2014 03:49 PM
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The_Deadman

I'm not ashamed to say I played with dolls as a kid. Some of my fondest childhood memories were ripping their limbs off, setting them on fire, and decapitating Barbie.
Aug 15 2014 06:20 AM
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    AytonHorn
    I decapitated Ken's all the time.
    Aug 15 2014 07:17 AM
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    Buckingham
    Me and my sister used to get together all the barbies, bionicles, all that stuff, hang them on the washing line and then spin it to see which one would stay on the longest.
    I think 2 years ago I found a rotting action man in the garden because of this, and I swear it was the creepiest thing i have ever see , not least because it brought back so many memories.
    Aug 15 2014 07:27 AM
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    Buckingham
    *seen
    Aug 15 2014 07:27 AM
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The_Deadman

Good people disobey bad laws.
Aug 14 2014 06:13 AM
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The_Deadman

It's no wonder women who are full of shit love assholes.
Jul 31 2014 03:32 AM
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The_Deadman

"There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses." Ezekiel 23:20
Jul 29 2014 07:15 PM
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    Karen<3'sPauli
    horses have a pretty substantial emission, yknow. Like, can full on take a bath substantial.
    Jul 29 2014 07:27 PM
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    DragonsHalo
    Ew
    Jul 29 2014 07:44 PM
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    mageara38
    interesting..
    Jul 29 2014 09:21 PM
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The_Deadman

The rain in Ukraine is human remains falling mainly from the plane.
Jul 27 2014 09:49 PM
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    The_Deadman
    Did literally no one in this status hear of MH17?
    Jul 28 2014 02:40 PM
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    zepharos
    Nope guess not
    Jul 28 2014 02:42 PM
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    frenzyhero
    another malay plane lost this time over border of ukraine right
    Jul 28 2014 05:44 PM
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The_Deadman

A furrowing brow of furious judgment scanned the clothed orgy of inebriated strawmen swaying to the symphony of a hedonistic empire's crumble. THIS is what the country I was raised to love had become.
Jul 26 2014 10:58 PM
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    TGT James
    So you fight with information to save it.... if that doesn't work... revolt?
    Jul 26 2014 11:01 PM
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    judedudemude
    Welcome back deadman, its been awhile.
    Jul 26 2014 11:11 PM
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The_Deadman

Being attracted to your own flacid penis must be the worst fetish ever.
Jul 20 2014 10:35 PM
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    zepharos
    The dead man status always ends up being a chat that doesn't include him how wierd.
    Jul 20 2014 11:10 PM
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    The_Deadman
    ^I like to cause discussion and voyeur it, sometimes. Let the magic happen; never force it.
    Jul 21 2014 07:46 AM
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    zepharos
    Intresting so you like to see silently what people would say.
    Jul 21 2014 07:53 AM
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    Negativiti
    OY VEY
    Jul 16 2014 05:04 PM
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    mageara38
    xD
    Jul 16 2014 05:05 PM
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The_Deadman

To retaliate against a negative action only justifies the previous action. Your vengeance is a reward to the one who wronged you - negative reaction enforcing negative action. Forgiveness is not sparing those who wrong you; it is protecting yourself from suffering.
Jul 15 2014 04:11 PM
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    Negativiti
    deadman is a jew
    Jul 15 2014 04:21 PM
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    The_Deadman
    Nega, please...
    Jul 15 2014 04:30 PM
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    The ErosionSeeker
    The means accuses, but the result excuses.
    Jul 15 2014 07:15 PM

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