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The_Deadman

You have everything and I have nothing. Tell me why you feel the need to torment me further?
Apr 21 2014 03:33 PM
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The_Deadman

They say not to cast your pearls before swine. What if you can only find hogs and sow?
Apr 21 2014 12:49 PM
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The_Deadman

It must be fun to be female. When I say stupid things, guys would laugh and buy me stuff instead of look at me like I'm retarded.
Apr 18 2014 02:49 PM
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    genexwrecker
    No one ever buys me stuff when I say stupid things ._.
    Apr 18 2014 02:50 PM
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    Karen<3'sPauli
    No one buys me stuff in general :c
    Independent woman who dont need a man bech
    Apr 18 2014 02:54 PM
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    HoshinaUtau-san
    That's so true. Being a female has benefits XD
    Apr 18 2014 03:13 PM
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The_Deadman

Omegle makes me ashamed to have a penis.
Apr 16 2014 12:27 AM
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The_Deadman

Apathy is the solution to so many prejudiced -isms. Racism, Sexism, Ageism, Religionism, etc. I really couldn't care less about your physiological makeup or preferences, and that's the way it should be.
Apr 09 2014 07:49 AM
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    The_Deadman
    K, good for them.
    Apr 09 2014 01:34 PM
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    Negativiti
    "Wow, you must be a privileged white straight Christian man" - some sjw on tumblr
    Apr 09 2014 01:40 PM
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    The_Deadman
    AHAHAHAHAH^
    Apr 09 2014 03:13 PM
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The_Deadman

Because they can't stand to see or smell you in person, at least a woman can pretend to care about you online.
Apr 08 2014 01:10 AM
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The_Deadman

I do believe you have misplaced your body washing apparatus upon this shower floor. It is my humblest suggestion that you use your pelvic joints to maneuver your body downward in 90 degree angle, thus allowing your arms to follow with and clasp upon said Irish Spring. After this task is performed, you should proceed to rise again using the aforementioned joints into an upward position, whereby you may continue washing your body from the various dirt and germs that collect upon it in an average day. I can assure you that nothing and no one shall cause any hindrance or action to interrupt these steps you should perform. That is unless, I am fibbing.
Apr 05 2014 04:21 PM
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    Anonymous `
    Have you been reading 50 shades of grey or something?
    Apr 07 2014 07:43 AM
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    The_Deadman
    No, just something I made up.
    Apr 07 2014 12:54 PM
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    Anonymous `
    Hot.
    Apr 07 2014 01:04 PM
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The_Deadman

Wall-E is a robot Jesus.
Apr 03 2014 06:57 PM
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    setojoe98
    I caught the robo-ghost!
    Apr 03 2014 07:13 PM
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    Bryan_Lutra
    I ain't afraid of no ghost
    Apr 03 2014 07:14 PM
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    judedudemude
    I thought Deadmen don't believe in robot Jesus....
    Apr 03 2014 07:37 PM
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The_Deadman

The only lies worth beleving are the ones in the Bible.
Apr 02 2014 12:00 PM
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The_Deadman

hasn't been around due to the necessary need to cleanse his body of toxins with a magical pirate crew. http://warped.battleofthebands.com/u/TheBeardedMelon
Mar 29 2014 05:14 PM
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    Khufu
    :V forgot to ask ;last time, which one is you?
    Mar 29 2014 05:36 PM
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    The_Deadman
    The producer.
    Mar 29 2014 06:06 PM
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The_Deadman

When a man cannot chose, he ceases to be a man.
Mar 27 2014 07:14 PM
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    The_Deadman
    I'm sure you did, Ho. I'm sure you did.
    Mar 27 2014 08:42 PM
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    Anonymous `
    Said ash, from pokemon.
    Mar 27 2014 11:47 PM
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    Holofoil
    [RED CHOSE THE FIRE STONE]
    Mar 27 2014 11:48 PM
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The_DeadmanLeishoshwanio

XJ9en, you're starting to worry me.
Mar 27 2014 12:00 PM
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    Leishoshwanio
    I post a thread on here about someone, it gets locked before anyone else posts, am I talking to myself if I have intent of relaying the message to another?
    Mar 27 2014 03:00 PM
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    Leishoshwanio
    Fine then. How about this. Let's say I delete all the comments I reply with. Were you all along talking to yourself, would you have been delusional?
    Mar 27 2014 07:17 PM
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    The_Deadman
    Oki doker; It just looked that way. Pardon my inquisition. *Goes back to running on his hamster wheel*
    Mar 27 2014 07:20 PM
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The_Deadman

A vote for us is a vote for freedom, justice, and tripping balls. http://warped.battleofthebands.com/u/TheBeardedMelon
Mar 26 2014 10:48 AM
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    Khufu
    Did it. Is 'us' your band?
    Mar 26 2014 12:09 PM
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    The_Deadman
    Yush. Thenks.
    Mar 27 2014 08:04 AM
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The_Deadman

SO DN IS DOWN RIGHT?
Mar 25 2014 10:02 PM
  • No its up
    Mar 25 2014 10:04 PM
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    Negativiti
    DN ARE YOU DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWWWWWWWWWWN DOOOOOOOOOOWN DN ARE YOU DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN
    Mar 25 2014 10:06 PM
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    Overlord_Laharl
    DN WHY U NO UP? /sarcasm
    Mar 26 2014 02:18 PM
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The_Deadman

How many people will I have to love before you let yourself be one of them?
Mar 24 2014 05:30 AM

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