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The_Deadman

Being attracted to your own flacid penis must be the worst fetish ever.
Jul 20 2014 10:35 PM
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    zepharos
    The dead man status always ends up being a chat that doesn't include him how wierd.
    Jul 20 2014 11:10 PM
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    The_Deadman
    ^I like to cause discussion and voyeur it, sometimes. Let the magic happen; never force it.
    Yesterday, 07:46 AM
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    zepharos
    Intresting so you like to see silently what people would say.
    Yesterday, 07:53 AM
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The_Deadman

To retaliate against a negative action only justifies the previous action. Your vengeance is a reward to the one who wronged you - negative reaction enforcing negative action. Forgiveness is not sparing those who wrong you; it is protecting yourself from suffering.
Jul 15 2014 04:11 PM
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The_Deadman

I like to freak my dentist out by sensually licking his fingers during procedures.
Jul 13 2014 04:30 PM
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The_Deadman

And may Hellfire rain upon your world.
Jul 12 2014 03:43 PM
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    Jackurokawa
    But why would you be swimming in a raging current if you know you're gonna drown?
    Jul 12 2014 03:51 PM
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    Negativiti
    nice try jew
    Jul 12 2014 03:58 PM
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    judedudemude
    You are dead deadman so mission accomplishment
    Jul 12 2014 04:01 PM
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The_Deadman

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0W6g0PS_zvE So I guess this is what a conversation with me is like.
Jul 09 2014 01:38 PM
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The_Deadman

Is my cock big enough, is my brain small enough, for you to make me a star?
Jul 08 2014 12:28 PM
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    Krokoza
    Im taking this sentence in two ways
    Jul 08 2014 12:41 PM
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    Negativiti
    ARISE CHICKUN
    Jul 08 2014 12:42 PM
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The_Deadman

I want myself in you to feel the way I'm feeling.
Jul 05 2014 11:46 PM
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    AshBunLuv
    You wish you'd get into me:P
    Jul 06 2014 12:22 AM
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    Negativiti
    jews did 9/11
    Jul 06 2014 01:12 AM
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The_Deadman

Stay in drugs and don't do school.
Jul 01 2014 11:51 PM
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    Krokoza
    Deadman you are my inspiration.
    Jul 02 2014 12:49 PM
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    Negativiti
    triple anal
    Jul 02 2014 12:51 PM
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    The_Deadman
    This got busier than expected.
    Jul 05 2014 10:50 PM
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The_Deadman

Phil Collins set to release "Worst of Phil Collins" album. More at 11.
Jun 19 2014 02:55 PM
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    judedudemude
    Phil Collins working with Konami set to release "Phil Collins" Archetype. More at 12.
    Jun 19 2014 02:59 PM
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    HappyTheCatSky
    i love that guy
    Jun 19 2014 03:03 PM
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    HappyTheCatSky
    i love that guy
    Jun 19 2014 03:03 PM
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The_Deadman

Hey, It's your site. Fuck it up with as much shit as you like. I just tried to help.
Jun 17 2014 07:18 PM
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    Anonymous `
    Said every dnf user with a brain
    Jun 17 2014 07:34 PM
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The_Deadman

My trip through what appeared to be the Hilton Hotel we stayed at during State Conference: It was serving as a college campus with many eccentric people there. My mom was teaching a class that I skipped all the time to hang with friends and this young blonde girl who looked between 16-20. Can't tell if she was petite or if I was just unusually large. After some bus rides, some lunch, some strange church service, hiding in a well decorated conference room in a pseudo game of hide and seek, and other weird phenomena, I took her virginity in my bedroom that was located inside the hotel school. There was some discussion afterward that she hoped I was the reincarnation of Jesus. I responded with a "maybe" then had a quick talk with this incredibly tall, husky, bald white girl with bat wings for ears. She fist bumped me in the hallway before going to class and made 3 hand gestures. "Hath Na Suqah" it sounded like she said. I was perplexed and thought it to be some foreign religious saying. She was perturbed by my assumption and figured me a bigot for a brief moment, but I explained that I welcomed all beliefs. She then told me it meant "I'm the crazy pussy and/or bitch." I laughed and complimented her then went to class.
Jun 06 2014 05:00 PM
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The_Deadman

♪ Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, but I lied about birth control. I'm having your baby. ♫
May 13 2014 12:58 PM
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    theamatuer
    Ummmmm. Is it Deadman?
    May 13 2014 01:55 PM
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    Overlord_Laharl
    **has everyone's wallets** **teleports away**
    May 13 2014 02:44 PM
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    !AcidAce
    why'd u do that

    May 22 2014 10:27 PM
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Anonymous `The_Deadman

So like I got kicked off DN "Database busy, try again later".. :/
May 12 2014 03:03 AM

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