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Being attracted to your own flacid penis must be the worst fetish ever.
Jul 20 2014 11:10 PM
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To retaliate against a negative action only justifies the previous action. Your vengeance is a reward to the one who wronged you - negative reaction enforcing negative action. Forgiveness is not sparing those who wrong you; it is protecting yourself from suffering.
And may Hellfire rain upon your world.
Phil Collins set to release "Worst of Phil Collins" album. More at 11.
My trip through what appeared to be the Hilton Hotel we stayed at during State Conference: It was serving as a college campus with many eccentric people there. My mom was teaching a class that I skipped all the time to hang with friends and this young blonde girl who looked between 16-20. Can't tell if she was petite or if I was just unusually large. After some bus rides, some lunch, some strange church service, hiding in a well decorated conference room in a pseudo game of hide and seek, and other weird phenomena, I took her virginity in my bedroom that was located inside the hotel school. There was some discussion afterward that she hoped I was the reincarnation of Jesus. I responded with a "maybe" then had a quick talk with this incredibly tall, husky, bald white girl with bat wings for ears. She fist bumped me in the hallway before going to class and made 3 hand gestures. "Hath Na Suqah" it sounded like she said. I was perplexed and thought it to be some foreign religious saying. She was perturbed by my assumption and figured me a bigot for a brief moment, but I explained that I welcomed all beliefs. She then told me it meant "I'm the crazy pussy and/or bitch." I laughed and complimented her then went to class.
♪ Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, but I lied about birth control. I'm having your baby. ♫